- Me: Can i go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: For what?
- Me: Umm i don't know to unlock the fuckin chamber of secrets!
if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you
(Source: egberts)
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
(Source: ramrambolton)
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
